title: What Happens When SHINee Chats Online Part 7
author: blupenguin1029
fandom: SHINee and mystery =P
pairing: Onew/Key, Key/Taemin, and a few more =)
genre: Me being bored haha
rating: PG-12ish I guess?
disclaimer: In no way do I own SHINee or any of the people used here...though I wish I could haha. =)
summary: So what happens when SHINee finds themselves conversing online? This is written in like AIM, MSN, or whatever online system thing you use form haha. =) There were originally only three parts to this, but haha I felt like writing more =)

 

Numba1PrettyBoy: Jonghyun….

BlingestBling: Heechul-hyung….?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Jonghyuuuunnnnnnnn

BlingestBling: Hyung?

Numba1PrettyBoy: JONGHHYYYUNNN!!!!!

BlingestBling: WHAT?!

Numba1PrettyBoy: >.<

Numba1PrettyBoy: No need to get mad at me. Respect your elders. I was just enjoying the sound of your name.

BlingestBling: But you were typing it, not saying it.

Numba1PrettyBoy: No, I was typing it, WHILE saying it at the same time. =P Pabo.

Numba1PrettyBoy: Anyways. So why didn’t you pick up your phone when I called?

BlingestBling: OH….uh…

BlingestBling: That’s cause…my phone broke?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Oh, so your phone broke? Was it because you were too scared to accept my challenge?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Or was it because you just want to kiss me? =P

BlingestBling: NO! It..really did break? It broke when…

BlingestBling: Onew broke it.

Numba1PrettyBoy: And how did he do such a thing? =P

BlingestBling: Um…he told me to keep it secret cause he was so embarrassed about it.

Numba1PrettyBoy: So secret that you can’t even tell a fellow Chocoball member? If you don’t tell me, you’ll have to kiss…

BlingestBling: FINE!

Numba1PrettyBoy: You’ll kiss?

BlingestBling: NO! I’ll tell you. Why does it feel like I’m being bullied…

Numba1PrettyBoy: Nahh! =P This is just hyung-dongseng love. By the way, you better not tell any of your fans about this…I think most of them would want to bury me alive…then my beauty would be tarnished..

Numba1PrettyBoy: ANYWAYS! =) So how did Onew break your phone?

BlingestBling: Well, we came back from rehearsal so I decided to go take a shower. So, I put my phone on our kitchen table cause I didn’t want to get it wet.

Numba1PrettyBoy: Smart.

BlingestBling: Yeah…And when I came back, I found my phone shattered into many pieces…and I also found Onew staring at it in shock.

BlingestBling: When I asked him what happened, he said he saw a spider on my phone, freaked out, and whacked it as hard as he could.

Numba1PrettyBoy: Did he get the spider?

BlingestBling: No…the spider ran off, but Onew hit my phone instead…and yeah…broke my phone.

Numba1PrettyBoy: That actually…sounds like something he’d do. Oh well, even if your phone is dead, I can still talk to you online. I need to tell you what your challenge is!

BlingestBling: Uh…right…

Numba1PrettyBoy: Ready?

BlingestBling: Uh…I actually…my laptop is running low on batteries.

BlingestBling: BYE!

Numba1PrettyBoy; YAH!

 

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Numba1PrettyBoy: That Jonghyun…he’s just too afraid to face my challenge…

Numba1PrettyBoy: Hm…if I can’t tell him the challenge directly…then I’ll do it through another SHINee member…now who is gullible and innocent enough for me to manipulate into transferring the message..

Numba1PrettyBoy: AH! GOT IT!

 

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CharismaDubu: Hello?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Yo!

CharismaDubu: Who are you?

CharismaDubu: Is this Key on a new username?

CharismaDubu: You’re getting more and more conceited Key. You aren’t the number one pretty boy.

Numba1PrettyBoy: Of course he isn’t, cause I am the prettiest of all.

CharismaDubu: o_O

CharismaDubu: But…you are Key…

CharismaDubu: DID YOU DEVELOP AN ALTER-EGO?!

Numba1PrettyBoy: No..I’m not Key…

CharismaDubu: ALIEN! AN ALIEN POSSESSED YOU KEY!

CharismaDubu: HOLD ON! I’LL GO SAVE YOU!

Numba1PrettyBoy: Ah…Onew…hold on.

Numba1PrettyBoy: Did it occur to you…that I might just be someone else?

CharismaDubu: Oh…why didn’t I think of that?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Honestly…sometimes you’re more FAIL of a leader than Eeteuk…

CharismaDubu: So…who are you?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Heechul.

CharismaDubu: Oh that explains the username.

Numba1PrettyBoy: Hmmm?

CharismaDubu: I mean…

CharismaDubu: Heechul-hyung! =) I’m so glad to talk to you =) But why…

CharismaDubu: Why are you talking to me?

Numba1PrettyBoy: I was just going to ask you a few questions about Jonghyun.

CharismaDubu: Cause you need information about him for his credentials in Chocoball? =)

Numba1PrettyBoy: …Sure…

Numba1PrettyBoy: So…is it true that his cellphone broke?

CharismaDubu: Not that I know of?

CharismaDubu: Oh wait…he’s calling me right now…with his cellphone…

CharismaDubu: I guess it isn’t broken.

Numba1PrettyBoy: That liar…

CharismaDubu: Um…

Numba1PrettyBoy: Yes?

CharismaDubu: Jonghyun just said, “Don’t talk to Heechul-hyung whatever you do!! Especially if he asks about my phone!!!”

CharismaDubu: Um…so..what do I do now…I already talked to Heechul-hyung…and about Jonghyun’s phone…WAH I AM SUCH A FAILURE OF A LEADER!!! (cries)

Numba1PrettyBoy: Don’t worry. Just don’t let him know that we’re talking okay? =P It’s that easy.

CharismaDubu: Okay…I just hang up on him. I feel like such a traitor. =(

Numba1PrettyBoy: Don’t feel like a traitor. Jonghyun betrayed you first.

CharismaDubu: O_O EH? How?

Numba1PrettyBoy: He sold your name and image to avoid my challenge.

CharismaDubu: He sold an autographed picture of me? That’s not bad. =) It gives me more publicity. =)

Numba1PrettyBoy: O_O

Numba1PrettyBoy: No…ah let me just tell you. 

Numba1PrettyBoy: He said you broke his phone cause you saw a spider on it, freaked out, and whacked his phone as hard as you could. Worst part was, you didn’t even hit the spider.

CharismaDubu: O_O

CharismaDubu: That’s such a horrible lie. =( I’m not even afraid of spiders. If I was…why would I be wearing fake bugs on my outfit for our Juliette performance?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Yeah, I didn’t think it was true when Jonghyun told me.

CharismaDubu: So…Jonghyun made me seem like a huge scaredy-cat because he didn’t want to complete your challenge?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Basically.

CharismaDubu: =(

CharismaDubu: So this is how Jonghyun sees me in his eyes. I guess I really am a bad leader. =(

Numba1PrettyBoy: Awww…don’t feel bad. Besides, I have an idea that will make you happier and make you seem like a better leader.

CharismaDubu: Yes?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Get Jonghyun to do my challenge. You’ll laugh when you see him doing this challenge for two reasons.

Numba1PrettyBoy: One, because it’s just plain funny.

Numba1PrettyBoy: And two because YOU will be the one who LED him into doing the challenge. =)

CharismaDubu: Ohhh!! Okay! I’ll tell him! =)

Numba1PrettyBoy: Ready? Cause I’m only going to say this once…

CharismaDubu: Okay! I got my pen and paper ready!!

Numba1PrettyBoy: You do realize you could just copy and paste this into a chat with Jonghyun or read it from here for him right?

CharismaDubu: Yeah…but knowing me…I’ll accidentally copy something else before I send the chat to Jonghyun.

Numba1PrettyBoy: Okay then…

Numba1PrettyBoy: Anyways…the challenge is this…

CharismaDubu: Mhm?

Numba1PrettyBoy: Actually, I’ll email it to you. Just in case you lose the piece of paper you write the challenge on. At least with an email, you’ll have a copy of it online.

CharismaDubu: Okay!

Numba1PrettyBoy: What’s your email?

CharismaDubu: WeNoOnew@emailus.com

CharismaDubu: Don’t you like my email address? It’s a palindrome! It says We No Onew! Forwards and backwards!! =)

Numba1PrettyBoy: Yeah…except the “know” you’re using is spelled K-N-O-W not N-O.

CharismaDubu: ….I know…But it’s the only way my email would have worked =(

Numba1PrettyBoy: Okay…anyways I sent the email…just make sure you tell Jonghyun okay!

CharismaDubu: Okay! Thanks for helping me to become a better leader!

Numba1PrettyBoy: Uh yeah…sure…any day…

Numba1PrettyBoy: I gotta go now though. Hankyung is calling me so that I can…

Numba1PrettyBoy: Learn some Chinese from him. Bye!

 

Numba1PrettyBoy has left this conversation.

 

CharismaDubu: Wow…I wish I had someone to teach me Chinese.

CharismaDubu: I’m bored…

 

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TaeminsUmma; Wow.

ImaRebel: ?

SilentFLAME: Hi.

TaeminsUmma: I think this is one of the first times we’ve been chatting online together

TaeminsUmma: And we haven’t been in the same room. Weird

BlingestBling: Wow…you’re right…SHINee is chatting online while be in completely different locations…

ImaRebel: Where are you guys right now?

CharismaDubu: Van. I’m on my way home from shopping with Key and Taemin.

CharismaDubu; Except I’m in the front seat, so I’m separated from them.

BlingestBling: Ohhh….big separation. I’m in the kitchen at our dorm right now.

SilentFLAME: I’m in the living room.

TaeminsUmma: And Taemin is right next to me!

SilentFLAME: Well…SHINee really isn’t in completely different locations, but I guess we are kind of separated…compared to usually anyways.

BlingestBling: We’re still in semi-different places.

CharismaDubu: Mhm! =)

ImaRebel: So…

TaeminsUmma: Yeah…

SilentFLAME: This feels kind of awkward…

CharismaDubu: Agreed…

BlingestBling: I guess I’ll break the silence.

BlingestBling: Who knew having a nice conversation when we were so far apart would be so difficult. Haha

SilentFLAME: Again…we really aren’t that far apart.

BlingestBling: Sh.. >.<

BlingestBling: Anyways, how’d your shopping go today?

TaeminsUmma: Shopping?

TaeminsUmma: Did you just say shopping?

TaeminsUmma: DON’T EVEN REMIND ME OF WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!!!!

BlingestBling: Aha! Now, I really want to know! =)

ImaRebel: Let’s just say…Key-umma felt abandoned and unnecessary today.

BlingestBling: Explain?

SilentFLAME: I’m actually kind of curious too…

CharismaDubu: Well, Taemin and I were originally going to go to the mall without Key so we could return those hideous

TaeminsUmma: !!!!!

CharismaDubu: I mean, slightly too feminine clothes that Key bought for Taemin.

SilentFLAME: So…why did Key go with you then…

ImaRebel: Because right when we were about to sneak out of the dorm without Key-umma knowing…

BlingestBling: Did Onew fall?

TaeminsUmma: No >.<

TaeminsUmma: He was too busy being super-secretive to notice that I was standing right in front of him

TaeminsUmma: With a big pot of rice too >.<

ImaRebel: So…basically Onew-hyung backed up into Key-umma who spilled rice all over herself

BlingestBling: LOL HERSELF!??!?! WIN WIN WIN

ImaRebel: himself***

TaeminsUmma: Jonghyun…when I get home…you are dead…

SilentFLAME: So that explains the rice all over the floor…

BlingestBling: Oh…I’m sooo scared….

TaeminsUmma: AGH!!!

BlingestBling: Um..before I dig myself into an even deeper hole...what else happened…

SilentFLAME: Why do I always get ignored…

ImaRebel: So…Key-umma forced us to drag him along and when we returned those clothes…

CharismaDubu: He was less than happy.

TaeminsUmma: But that wasn’t the worst part!

BlingestBling: Oh yes, please enlighten us.

SilentFLAME: Did you guys get stalked by fangirls?

TaeminsUmma: EXACTLY!

TaeminsUmma: “Taeemmiinnn-oppaaa!!!” “Onewww-oppaaaaa” they were shouting.

TaeminsUmma: THEY ARE BOTH MINE!

TaeminsUmma: MY SON AND MY…

TaeminsUmma: My leader

BlingestBling: Nice save there =P

ImaRebel: Umma just won’t admit his own feelings (shakes head)

TaeminsUmma: That was no save. That’s only the truth. Seriously…other than those fans of his, who would want to make him their own?

TaeminsUmma: I certainly don’t want him.

ImaRebel: Suuurreeeeee

BlingestBling: =P

SilentFLAME: Question.

SilentFLAME: Where’s Onew?

ImaRebel: Why?

SilentFLAME: Normally…when someone (especially Key) says they don’t care about Onew or something, he bursts in with a

SilentFLAME: “NO ONE LIKES ME! I’M SUCH AN UNRESPECTED LEADER! I’M GOING TO GET FOOD TO COMFORT MYSELF!” or something like that.

BlingestBling: Whoa…even if Minho was imitating Onew…that was still highly uncharacteristic…

ImaRebel: Yeah…

TaeminsUmma: He’s right though…where did Onew go…

TaeminsUmma: AND I JUST NOTICED!!!

ImaRebel: What?

TaeminsUmma: Taemin! Your typing has improved! You type correctly now! Is it because of my influence? Of course it is!

ImaRebel: No.

BlingestBling: LOL

SilentFLAME: Haha…

ImaRebel: It’s because a noona at the filming site told me I’d seem a lot cooler if I typed properly.

TaeminsUmma: NOO!!!!!

CharismaDubu: NOO!!!!!

TaeminsUmma: O_o

CharismaDubu: o_O

TaeminsUmma: What are you nooing about?

CharismaDubu: What are YOU nooing about?

TaeminsUmma: Taemin takes suggestions from random noonas, but not from his umma!

CharismaDubu: Oh…boo hoo?

BlingestBling: HAHAHA! Onew just kind of made fun of Key!!

TaeminsUmma: Shush!!!

SilentFLAME: Today is a day for many firsts….

ImaRebel: Why did you go “NOOO!!!!!”

CharismaDubu: Cause I can’t remember my password for my email address!!!

TaeminsUmma: That stupid palindrome one?

CharismaDubu: Yes..and it is not stupid!!!

BlingestBling: Why do you even need to check your email?

BlingestBling: No one would bother emailing you =P

CharismaDubu: As a matter of fact…I DO HAVE AN IMPORTANT EMAIL!

CharismaDubu: And it’s from my new contact for chatting online. =)

ImaRebel: Onew-hyung has a new contact now?

TaeminsUmma: How many is that?

BlingestBling: A grand total of…

CharismaDubu: 11!! =)

SilentFLAME: …

TaeminsUmma: Wow…big improvement…

CharismaDubu: But enough about that! I need help with my password! I’ve tried all my usual passwords!

CharismaDubu: Onew, Lee Jinki, SHINee, Dubu, OnDubu =(

CharismaDubu: OH NO!

TaeminsUmma: What?

CharismaDubu: I JUST GAVE OUT ALL MY PASSWORDS BY ACCIDENT!

CharismaDubu: gaibkgnejlehi;gJHLKELGWEOIHNLmkbasnvlskhjlhgknlBKLENHUREJO;NKESHJ

CharismaDubu: HBKJngebglnkemkhenlkehoaip;Koglnkehjepi;Bmnlkjelkhje;hkejhl;bkd;l;l

SilentFLAME: Um…

BlingestBling: What’s he doing?

ImaRebel: Banging his head on his keyboard….ah he stopped

ImaRebel: By the way, Onew-hyung, I know what your password is.

CharismaDubu: Ohwhatisit?

ImaRebel: 1234

CharismaDubu:ahthankyousomuch!

TaeminsUmma: No one can understand what you’re saying Onew…

CharismaDubu: AHH!!!!

CharismaDubu: MYSPACEBARISSTUCK!

CharismaDubu: Ican’tpressspace!!!

CharismaDubu: WHATAMIGOINGTO DO?!?!?

CharismaDubu: Oh..it works! =)

SilentFLAME: Is 1234 really your password…

CharismaDubu: Yeah! I remember now! I made it really easy so I’d remember…

CharismaDubu: Taemin! How’d you know my password?!

ImaRebel: I’ve hacked into things other than your chatting account =P

TaeminsUmma: Aigoo….my son is starting to make fun of Onew too…

TaeminsUmma: I’m so proud!!! =)

CharismaDubu: Ah! Let me just log into my email! I have something really important to tell you Jonghyun!

BlingestBling: Oh really?

CharismaDubu: Yup! It’ll make you reallllyyy happy I promise! =)

BlingestBling: Okay! I can’t wait!

TaeminsUmma: Why don’t we get to be happy? =(

ImaRebel: Yeahh =(

SilentFLAME: …I want to be happy too…=(

ImaRebel: WHOA

BlingestBling: Minho just used a sad face…

SilentFLAME: I was just following the trend…

TaeminsUmma: Okay…Minho is being kind of weird today…

CharismaDubu: OKAY!

CharismaDubu: Are you ready Jonghyun?

BlingestBling: Yup!

CharismaDubu: Promise you’ll read it!

BlingestBling: Of course!!!

CharismaDubu: Here goes!!!

 

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BlingestBling: Wait…what?

BlingestBling: Wasn’t he going to send me something that was going to make me happy?

BlingestBling: I thought he was going to send me a letter from a pretty girl or something…

TaeminsUmma: HA! As if!

TaeminsUmma: Second…Onew’s laptop died.

SilentFLAME: Did he drop it?

ImaRebel: No…it ran out of batteries.

ImaRebel: Now…he’s yelling at it saying “WHYY!!!!!!”

TaeminsUmma: And to Jonghyun, “I’m sorry! I’ll show you as soon as we arrive at the dorms!”

BlingestBling: Whatever, as long as I get to see it sometime =)

TaeminsUmma: Ah…Taemin and I will leave now too okay?  Our laptops are about to run out of batteries too. Bye!

ImaRebel: Bye bye!!!

BlingestBling: Yup!

SilentFLAME: Bye.

 

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SilentFLAME: Wheeeee!!! This is fun!!!!

BlingestBling: What the…

SilentFLAME: Ah…I thought you left too…

BlingestBling: You really are acting strange today…

SilentFLAME: Nah, you PABO!!! =)

 

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BlingestBling: Whattt…..